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jeethree ([personal profile] jeethree) wrote2007-10-08 11:35 am

Today's letter is E.

Fade in.  Simple pale blue backdrop, the letter E in bright red floats midair.  Edward Elric enters from stage left.

Ed: E.  Edward

A long pause.  Edward checks his pockets and draws out a flat rectangular, pink rubber object.

Ed: E. Eraser.   

Faint trumpeting can be heard off stage.  Set slightly shakes twice but Ed doesn't seem to have noticed.  He locks his gloves together, then pulls them apart revealing...

Ed:  E.  Egg

Set shakes again, this time Ed pauses, but then resumes his job- spinning the egg into a statuesque figurine of an...

Ed: E.  Eagle.   (Figurine eagle for some strange reason includes extra long talons and a menacing beak )

Loud trumpeting from stage left- set shakes up and down. 

Ed: E....Elephant?! 

A gigantic elephant chases Edward off the set.  After a minute of nothing but a pale blue backdrop, Envy enters on screen stage right.  He gives the home audience a leering grin.

Envy:  E. Envy.

Envy: E!   

Closeup on the letter E.  Fade out.

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