Dare Da?

It starts with a Sunday.  Not any Sunday you see, this particular one was particularly unique due to the fact there was a fishbowl waiting in front of his door.  The male who opened his door looked at the fish in the bowl soundlessly, bent over, picked up the bowl, and closed the door.

Perhaps the story is missing some information.  But if I told you that now, you wouldn't continue reading, now would you?

"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.  These would be their stories, if not for the fact fanfiction exists.   There are mainly three types of SVU fanfiction: E/O pairing stories that involve gratuitous relations, stories where writers insert themselves into fandom, and serious based drama/action situations.  This story is none of the above."

8:00 a.m.
806 West 183rd Street
Manhattan, New York

The male who opened the door gazed soundlessly at the fishbowl . Upon closer inspection, he identified it as a Carassius auratus.  Or was it, really?  If it was a goldfish, it had an extra filament on its forehead.  What the man found more curious was the fact the fish seemed to prefer staring at him as opposed to swimming around.   Though, it was to be said that the goldfish didn't have a lot of space to swim in.

"Whatever you are, the person who put you in this bowl is a real idiot."   Honestly,  the iconic picture of a fishbowl aquarium did much harm to the poor pets, inhibiting the growth and potentially poisoning the harmless ones- wait, was the fish nodding in agreement?

He looked closer at the fish- no, of course not, the goldfish was just swimming in its confined space.


*is the New Yorker in question imagining things?  Will the poor goldfish get a bigger aquarium?  Both these questions and more will be answered this weekend!*

I wish I could dream about memorizing vocabulary or solving complicated math problems... but my mind tends to leads me through labyrinths of terror, stupidity, and post-modernism.  So here is last night's before I forget.  Alphonse successfully returned to his body, though Edward had to sacrifice himself.  Of course, Alphonse tries to get this brother back.  The Gate decides in its unique ways to return Ed in a cruel form- as a goldfish.  (When Ed returns, Alphonse quickly puts him in a glass of water)  Said goldfish sports a strange antenna on head alike an angler.  Oh yeah, and Al wants to get a kitten but is afraid Edfish might get eaten.  All right, enough stupidity for the morning.

Aw s*hit, man, game over MAN!  It's all over man, we gonna DIE, MAN!

And crazy **** going to happen!

...TOS strange at times.  But then, so is everything these days.

My answers from Cryogenia:

1. What is your icon from?
The anime Gatchaman- aka English dubbed Battle of the Planets (character named Princess), G-Force: Guardians of Space (Agatha Jun), or *shudder* Eagle Riders (Kelly Jenar). It's specifically an icon of Swan Jun, otherwise known as "G3"~ Jeethree :)

~And some bonus trivia, the same voice actress for "Old Dante" (from a high pitched teen to a really deep voice!)

2. What new band (if any) has caught your ear recently?
Blue October ^^;; was feeling the angst with beautiful strings in songs...

3. How did you get into LJ?
A friend wouldn't let me "comment"/read unless I was on lj...so... here I am.

4. If you could say the word and have any one object dropped in front of you right now, what would that object be?
my sanity... no, a magic lamp :)


5. Recommend me one of your favorite movies.
La Femme Nikita - a lot of action, with a touch of romance.

Interview Meme
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

*edit*

...that's it!  no more user icons until I find a worthy fma icon...which won't be hard to find, it'll be hard to choose just one...    heck with it...

...in other news I'm started to delurk and comment more...and gained a new fandom from my times looking around my fav. FMA fanfiction writers...saw my first episode and have to say... "Supernatural" is rather interesting.

You don't have to be grammar perfect
Just to make me look
I just need your words baby
From start to end
You don't need (much) experience
To draw me out
You just leave it all up to me
I'll read them ten times anyway

You don't have to be pro.
To be my fav.
You don't have to have col. degrees
To rule my world
Ain't no particular genre I'm more compatible with
I just want your fandom thoughts and your

*type* *type* *type*

FIC.

fandom memories meme, modified to fit the lurker.
as taken from the lfn fiction community...

1. Post a list of 15 books/movies/TV that you've had an obsessive fannish love of at some time in your life.
2. Have your friends list guess your favorite character from each one. *chirp chirp*

( oo la la )

oh no random lfn thoughts fiction
time- somewhere during season five

Darwin: ...hello?....where am I, what am I doing here?

Claire: Hi.

Darwin: Hey!  Where's-

Claire: Trent?  He's still trying to hack a way out of here.

Darwin: What's here?

Claire: Character development box/overfill box... another wise known as "place where we put characters we might bring back or resurrect to screw with viewers"  No, Jasmine's not here, she got pulled out.

Darwin: Crowded in here, isn't it?

Claire: Yeah, watch your back but don't worry too much about it... if you die in here, you automatically reappear.

Darwin: Cool!  In that case, I think I'll just move over here-"

Andrea: Don't even think about it.

Darwin: Come on!  What's wrong with a little bit of fun?

Andrea: *shoots Darwin in the head*